December 2011
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Yes, it is too much to ask.
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Men Enjoy Extreme Versions of Childhood Games.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Men are Super Responsible.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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Men Know Purity Rings are For Quitters...Well, I...
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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Seduction at its finest, Man-Style.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I’ll be wearing a sombrero and that’s it.
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Party city is having a sale on maracas
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For Men, Speedos are NEVER the Answer.
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the question is “speedos?” and the answer is “yes”.
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Truly a Man-Christmas Miracle.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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God Speaks to Men Through Beer.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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Holiday Slow Down
Even Men get internet-weary. See ya on the Second
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Grammar is Confusing to Men.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
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Nice and you can’t use “Tebow” in the place of every verb.
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Men Appreciate the Simple Things.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I’m a seahorse.
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Men Never Deny a Woman What She Wants.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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Highlighting UnManly Features is Never A Good...
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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Gifts for Men Should Center Around the Most... →
You thought you were the most important? That’s just silly.
Take a look at this merry-maker.
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Hygenie is Paramount in a Real Man's Life
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It’s great when the cashier at the liquor store asks “weren’t you wearing those clothes yesterday”
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Decorating Ranks Highly on a Man's To-Do List.
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I’m taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
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Men's Inspiration for Job Hunting Comes in Strange...
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I’m sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn’t partying. Its sad.
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Men Know that Scents Really Pull a Room Together.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Men Are Always There When Their Bros Need Them.
(914): Listen up tinkerbell, You’re gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Real Men Can Always Turn Around a Bad Situation.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What’s the problem?
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Men Are Incredibly Resourceful.
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It’s one of those days where you order the free Papa John’s pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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Real Men Are Never Too Tired. NEVER.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Studying is a Man's Highest Priority.
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Are we still banned from the library?
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Often Men's Dreams are Moral Conundrums.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Men aren't always clear about their intentions.
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by “whatever happens, happens” i meant “we are totally hooking up again on tuesday.” i thought that was obvious.