A Real Man only needs room for his ego.
For the Real Party-Animal on the go, a party in a suitcase.
Let’s be honest, all shots should be caped.
A Real Man never leaves anyone/anything behind!
Because a Real Man is only as limited as his ammo…
What Real Fan-Boy wouldn’t want the Fett above his roaring fireplace?
A Real Man never admits he is lost…so this might help keep his ego entact.
Given their penchant for Bear-Wrestling, why would a Real Man not want a Polar Bear ice cube tray?
As It should be with any Real Drinker.