Man-Time

For the Man who just can’t get enough Whiskey…or Sex…or Whiskey Sex

For the Man who just can’t get enough Whiskey…or Sex…or Whiskey Sex

Real Men Run on Bourbon-Chicken Smoothies.

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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart

Real Men like Whiskey, and this one comes with a chocolatey twist that even a Non-Man will enjoy.

Real Men like Whiskey, and this one comes with a chocolatey twist that even a Non-Man will enjoy.

“Drinking? No, no, no. I’m just sitting here, reading my beloved bible!”

“Drinking? No, no, no. I’m just sitting here, reading my beloved bible!”

Real Men are Fiscally Responsible.

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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?

Real Men Have Few Needs.

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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.

All a Real Man Truly Needs.

(812):

I’ll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don’t expect much more.

Whiskey Syrup = Breakfast of Real Men

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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.

Men Never Deny a Woman What She Wants.

(920):

She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.

Real Men know what Santa really wants in a Christmas tree.

Real Men know what Santa really wants in a Christmas tree.