Real Gamers have clearly aligned priorities.
Dammit, Beer Monster, Stop being so needy…
Winning the love of a Gamer is Fairly Simple.
Real Women don’t need to be taken care of, they do just fine. They do just fine.
Not that a Real Man would need assistance, but 60% of the time…
Ain’t no Real Man got time to Shave and Drink Coffee.
Bacon Bowls, the Messiah has come for Real Men and Real Women.
A Real Man would never be so organized. This must be the work of a Woman!