A Real Man only needs room for his ego.
Real Men open their letters with a freaking SWORD!
For the Real Party-Animal on the go, a party in a suitcase.
What Real Fan-Boy wouldn’t want the Fett above his roaring fireplace?
As It should be with any Real Drinker.
Hot Sauce: Real Heat Lovers only. Clean that baby right out…
As Grilling is a Real Man past-time, this burger-stuffer-thing is a must-have
This Real Man’s head almost exploded while the bevy of possibilities ran through my mind.
Words cannot express how a Real Man feels about BACON ON A STICK.