Man-Time
Yes, That is Real Love.
Real Women don’t mind a little pregnant drinking…
Real Nerds can always get nerdier.

Real Nerds can always get nerdier.

"Not that counting sheep isn’t effective…I just prefer to count Gun-toting Cats Riding Dinosaurs." - Real Men Everwhere

"Not that counting sheep isn’t effective…I just prefer to count Gun-toting Cats Riding Dinosaurs." - Real Men Everwhere

Real Gamers have clearly aligned priorities.

Real Gamers have clearly aligned priorities.

Dammit, Beer Monster, Stop being so needy…

Dammit, Beer Monster, Stop being so needy…

Winning the love of a Gamer is Fairly Simple.
Real Women don’t need to be taken care of, they do just fine.  They do just fine.

Real Women don’t need to be taken care of, they do just fine.  They do just fine.

Not that a Real Man would need assistance, but 60% of the time…

Not that a Real Man would need assistance, but 60% of the time…

Ain’t no Real Man got time to Shave and Drink Coffee.

Ain’t no Real Man got time to Shave and Drink Coffee.